The Wario bros are back and they're attempting to steal a priceless gem to bad someone else stole it first.
(The scene starts at Wario Bros.'s house. Cut to Wario being retarded. Cut to Waluigi.)
Waluigi: Wario can you stop being retarded? I'm trying to watch the news!
(Cut to television as Wario crashes down to the floor, then stares at the TV.)
Den Douchebag: The Mushroom Musuem had just displayed a very rare gem that's worth millions of dollars
(Cut to Wario being surprise at the gem is worth millions of dollars.)
Wario: Whoa! Excellent!
(Cut to Waluigi.)
Waluigi: Wario remember the last time we tried a robbery
(Cut to a flashback.)
Officer: STOP RIGHT THERE!
(Cut to Wario Bros.)
Wario & Waluigi: Motherf*cker!
(Cut back to Wario. Zoom in to Wario.)